From 17 LETTERS
8.
Dear
Admiral, when Archimedes was in his
Bath he was not thinking about ships
But he was on a mission to
Solve a question
asked of him by
King
Hieron III of Syracuse. The question
Was about his crown. Was it pure
Gold or partly silver? Clever Archimedes figured
If the crown had silver in it
It would take up more space
than
A pure
gold crown weighing the same
Because silver isn’t as dense as gold.
Anyway, he came up with the principle
Of buoyancy nevertheless, which boils down to
Explaining how come ships
float. But I
Wasn’t
thinking about that when our eyes
Met across the busy car deck on
That fateful and delirious day last May.
9.
Dear Ruth, when it flowered it flowered
When it wilted it wilted when some
Explanation was needed neither of us could
Start in any place close to it.
The difference enters into the colour, you
Could not prevent
our falling. We couldn’t
Be prevented. Everything can be opened now.
Autumn overshadows days; I never occupied myself.
Think of its meaning clarity. It did
Not mean clarity in any real
sense.
Shelter
meant a possibility but it does
Not stop long, and the shelter was
Not what I needed. The escape is
One another word for it. You know
The trees in Autumn you look at
Forlorn? That is one of my favourite
Words of the moment, this moment: forlorn.
10.
Dear Monique, thank you for the bird
Hat you sent for my birthday. Only
You could have thought of
so wonderful
And
uncommon a gift. It’s such joy
To go now to church and cause
Such agitation. Paddy gave some body paint
To me and you would be frightened.
It goes so good with the colour
Of the hat! I smother it on
To excess and, aside from the smell
Of it, to which you become used,
It’s completely Wow! There must surely
be
Narcotic
in the mixture in some way.
Daniel dressed as a clown, and between
Us we upset everyone in the village.
At last my life is worth living.
I’m not surprised it’s taken this long.
11.
Dear Sir, I am writing to you
In my capacity as Founder and Events
Organiser of The Institute
of Armed Gymnasts.
I beg you to read the enclosed
Prospectus. My girlfriend Dorothy suggested that you
Could be interested in financing our series
Of events that must occur this summer.
Dorothy says
small businesses are pools of
Money but I am not sure - Dorothy
Has mixed her drinks recently and has
Come out with some strange funny things.
I think it improbable you would have
The money to spare but how
about
"Help
in kind"? Some of those things
You make would be good for having.
I’m not sure what they are for,
But anything can be a weapon. Thanks.
12.
Dear Honey, it pleases me to include
The feathers you asked for. May your
Plumes blossom. Here it is
only sand
And
wind but when you adore gentlemen
Of the sky there are some things
You have to accept, and we accept
Our lives quietly. As a reply to
Other enquiries, Yes, we accept samples of
Bone and fabric. Yes, it is alright
To classify clouds in accordance
with size
And
what they resemble. But not both:
This can cause confusion and turn. No,
We do not endorse the products you
Mention, nor those practices. And finally, Yes,
We believe that laughter
is great medicine,
Which is why the parrot laughing was
Adopted as our corporate logo in 1999.
13.
Dear Brian Poole and The Tremeloes, please
Disregard this letter. It’s
been started wrong.
Dear Perfect Pools Ltd, I intend this:
I think I am perfect publicity material!
But how I wish I could swim!
I desire the water take me into
Her arms like a mother her baby,
Would wash me of my sins, make
A new version of me for good.
Sometimes, most times, I say what was
Not intended, and that is when clarity
Becomes confused with obscurity.
To do that
Is
to look deeply in a mirror
And see a bemused stranger. And sometimes,
Detachment would be "a good thing". Anyway,
When will you be able to come
Finish the pool? Before the sky collapses?
14.
Dear Exhibitor, thank you for contributing to
Our latest show: "Looking
At The World
In
Black And White And In Colour".
Please let us have the following information
For the booklet to accompany the exhibition:
Date of birth, college background, religious
opinion*,
Favourite
color, person, poet, nation, variety of
Bean*. Items marked with an asterisk * are
Mandatory. Please also send an "artist’s statement"
Of not more than five hundred
words.
(If
you can send it on disk
In Word format please that would be
Super!) The end of things is in
Their satisfaction. We are all here volunteers,
And some of us have suicidal tendencies.
This
art gallery is a registered charity.
Your
support and donations are greatly appreciated.
15.
Dear Becky, I don’t think they are
Ever going
to let me out of
Here. It has something to do with
What I make and how I make
It. They think I mean it all,
When in fact I don’t mean anything
At all. Most of the time I
Don’t even know what I’m doing, so
How can I mean it? They beat
Me up today and my eyes are
Full of blood. Later we are
going
Out to
supper, that new Thai place
I told you about. Correction begins Monday.
They seem determined to squeeze their ounce
Of meat off the bone. Did I
Ever tell you I love you? Maybe
I forgot myself. Becky, I
lack you.
16.
Dear [please insert name here], the weather
Your height, our aggression;
the political climate…..
(Some things we really need to know]
Let me start over. Thank you. Hello.
Dear Frank, are you finally over once
And for all your alcoholism (excuse me
While I take a sip of wine.
That’s better. Now
you can get back
To
begin your life all over again.
Yes, it was me sent you flowers.
It seemed pretty amusing at the time
But no: it wasn’t funny really, (sip)
Did I tell you how I’m thinking
About leaving the City perhaps
the Country!
Terminal
illness happens mainly in bus stations.
There’s too much of everything here and
Aggression, politics, climate, waste collection, no love
Copyright © Martin Stannard, 2009
These poems are taken from Martin Stannard’s
collection, FAITH, published by Shadowtrain books.