Martin Stannardshows us his arm tattooed with a bluebird and lots of other things; Christine Brandelsays something about him falling down makes him seem rounder; Alan Halseyblushes bluish and looks for the lock; Jeremy Overtells us how to write poetry; Lisa Samuelshowls pedagogue; C. J. Allenis secretly in love and reluctantly happy; Rupert Loydell gets under the noses of the powerful; and Mark Goodwin skins a lake with window.