Ars Poetica
‘Statements of fact are not funny’
wrote John Burnet, and
‘Thoughts that are wholly unreasonable
do not admit of artistic expression.’
This was in 1914
and with regard to Greek philosophy
but neither circumstance
entirely accounts for such errors.
A Skipping Song for Logoclasts
One too threw for fire
something like they should
should through them but
the serpent spent
one cone two code three
is the key for
claws and frays
a page a pageant
if you can blush bluish
look for the lock
A History of His Own Times
or A Virtual Index of Operations
An Argument Autumn Cloud will Avalanche.
One man’s Backhander’s Barbarossa’s Big Switch
so says Blackcock. Bluehearts – remember
her Blue Spoon when she
danced the Bolero in Boston? Such a Bump,
as if a Buzzard hit the Carolina Moon like that
Carpetbagger Casanova
with his Chromite Clean Slate, some Condor –
but Continue Hope, Copper Green. Desert Calm
to a Fox is a Shield in a Storm & better than a Sword
just as Deliberate’s as good as Determined Force:
it’s an Eastern Exit for Enduring Freedom and
a Fiery Vigil for Fingal’s Fivesome a Flaming Dart
will Flatten since Frantic is to Friction as
Gladio to Glory – it’s a Golden Pheasant, Hawkeye –
ask Herrick. Huddle in the Indigo, ring Infinite Justice
you Ivy Bells. O Jacana. Jolt. Jubilee’s Just Cause but
Kaput! – what a Killer was that Larry
with his personal Magneto in the Market Garden –
Masher of the Mulberry, Musketeer to Neptune
and at Niagara our Nimrod Dancer, Overlord
with Pig Stick for Pipe Dreams and Plunder,
such Productive Effort – Provide
Comfort, Hope, Promise, Refuge, Relief,
Provide Transition,
Providence! Ptarmigan lost in a Purple Storm,
some call you Rencong Terbang. Ripper
likes the Rolling Thunder for a Round-up but
a Sand Flea avoids a Sharp Edge. Sinbad
with his Sledgehammer will never Snipe Starkey
but beware a Super-Gymnast such as Telic
with her Toenails. Uphold Democracy,
Urban Warrior, with Urgent Fury.
Veritas forever is your name.
A Logoclast’s Letter to Juvenal (Intercept Evidence)
‘My riddle one that’s dead’
Their global positioning was reasonable almost
a host of fears or distinction
definite dazzling and dealing lightning
for all it is a story once more to explain
sometimes divided and rhetorical sometimes
a dreamer belonging to one of whose fiction
‘which had in the end to be paid for’
baths with many decks and a bridge
paraded tradition with applause
such lies which gave the state birth in theory
everyone has heard of
crowds at scorn and each climax
vague commonwealth as sacrosanct
merest alien things defiant but defined
may that fatal pantomime
may anything but opposition
exquisite whisper and arch feasts of assembly
service sometimes and sometimes Narcissus
unoccupied found it his
example a sumptuous
conservative as consequence point-blank vapour
witchery now waste piece dotted
to put an end to due liberty or sway
the pages disappear home duly
fifty-first conflict with perquisites
migratory rage &/or expat rapture
sold with animated scenes of doubtful origin
almost the only however agonistic call for placards
got the terror glance again and how cast
in its furthest and darkest gardens
distributions of food or obscure magnates
dialectic calm if not
exemplar and assumption as to future crimes
wandered purpose improved
a common destiny probably when asked
Copyright © Alan Halsey, 2007